How to make a music video for £85

"Lisa's asking if there's any coke.""What?! No, it's not that kind of shoot.""No, I think she means--""It's not that kind of band, even." "No, I--""Apart from that one time…""Coca-Cola.""Oh. I see. No, there isn't any.""Or chocolate.""Chocolate?""She said maybe a Yorkie?""Do they still make those?""Any kind of chocolate.""There's water and there's some sandwiches, tell her.""Right…""Because this … Continue reading How to make a music video for £85

Never Make Friends With The Actors The Worst Piece Of Advice Ever Given.

This was fairly early in my career. I was dicking about on set. Actually I was directing a TV show but, to the untrained eye, the distinction is nigh on impossible to make. We were between takes and I’d gone on to set to give notes (NEVER yell out acting notes from behind the monitors; … Continue reading Never Make Friends With The Actors The Worst Piece Of Advice Ever Given.